Randy's Wild Ride: Central Oregon Cycling Expedition

Aunt Randy transformed from mild-mannered relative to fearless two-wheeled warrior as she led our cycling pack through Central Oregon's most challenging terrain! Her infectious enthusiasm and surprising collection of cycling slang ('On your left, roadkill!') kept us pedaling through sore muscles and questionable trail choices. The expedition featured Randy's infamous mid-ride picnic spread that somehow emerged perfectly intact from her impossibly small bike pack—complete with cloth napkins and her legendary homemade energy bars that tasted suspiciously like chocolate cake. Our ride's unexpected highlight came when Randy convinced reluctant family members to tackle 'just one more hill,' which rewarded us with a breathtaking panorama of mountains that made every burning thigh muscle worthwhile.