Chillin' with the Chistlers: Hoodoo Winter Wonderland

The infamous Visser-Chistler snow rivalry reached new heights when both families arrived wearing matching custom beanies that nobody coordinated—a cosmic coincidence that had strangers assuming we were some sort of winter sports cult! Cole and Jeff's snowball manufacturing operation reached industrial-scale production levels, supplying ammunition for an ambush that left parents questioning their children's loyalty. The lodge hot chocolate became the subject of heated debate when Bruce swore it was the best he'd ever tasted while Bill insisted it was 'just water with brown crayon,' resulting in a blind taste test competition that somehow evolved into rating every food item available. Meanwhile, our attempt at building a mega-snow fort turned into an architectural marvel with separate rooms and a tunnel system that nearly triggered an avalanche warning.