Two Week Montana Madness: Summer Splash & Sun Marathon

Fourteen days of non-stop aquatic chaos where sunscreen application became both an art form and competitive sport! Our extended Montana marathon featured daily cannonball contests that gradually escalated from simple splashes to elaborate themed performances—Bruce's 'Titanic Sinking' reenactment complete with Leonardo DiCaprio farewell speech earned perfect 10s from our dock-side judging panel. The infamous 'Great Floatie Heist' left mysterious puncture marks in all inflatable devices, leading to a CSI-style investigation that ultimately implicated the neighbor's overly friendly golden retriever. By day five, we'd established a complex social hierarchy based entirely on who could waterski the longest without face-planting, while evenings transformed into epic marshmallow roasting competitions where 'perfectly golden' was the only acceptable outcome.